Mr. Whiskers's secret spy

       THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES

This is breaking news! It's Mr. Whiskers's secret to scoops! Mr. Whiskers has a spy! He's everywhere! When the spy went to England, he was there! When the spy went to Holland, you can guess who she saw. Any guesses? Mr. Whiskers! The spy is none other than Anya! You can occasionally spot her in The Little Kitty Times! He checks on her to hear her report! Surprised? I thought so. Hopefully, you don't go looking for him. He doesn't like to be noticed. I'd like to see his face if he knew I'm telling you this. That would be hilarious! Here's a hint: Next time, we may tell some secrets about Mr. Whiskers. He has a whole secret life you know nothing about. Tee hee.

                      - Snookums

Cat Treats

THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES

Everyone knows cat treats are bad. ... However, Tabitha the cat thinks otherwise. She makes the odd claim that cat treats are good! How very strange! We just happen to have a quote from the scene: "Are you kidding me? Because you don't like them, no one else can like them?! What the-" Uh, that will be all from Tabitha today. Just because I don't have enough money for them, doesn't mean I... Ahhh! You're still typing?! Why you little- I mean,

              Yours truly,Mr. Whiskers

               

A New Bridge

          THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES               

Today, a new bridge has been discovered. Somehow, it strongly resembles a human being... Oh well, it must have been my imagination! However, it has been found stopping cats in their tracks! What could this mean?! Just look at the picture! That doesn't look like a human at all!

           Yours truly, Mr. Whiskers