THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES
Hello random citizens, er, I mean, great friends. Yep, that's it. Great friends. But anyway, a fantastic new movie just came out! It's called Karate Kitten the Movie! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Take that evil lady! Er, I mean, it's an excellent film, and you should really watch it! I hope you enjoy it and keep reading THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES!
Yours truly, Mr Whiskers
Man, those stupid people! If it weren't for them, I'd still be tanning on a beach in Hawaii! You shut up! What? What do you mean they can hear everything I'm saying? How do I shut this off? Red button? What red button? Oh here it-
What filmmaking! If only that human actor of yours were a better actress.
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