A Note From Snookums, the Typewriter

                                                     THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES

I know what you're probably thinking: Great. It's that dumb Mr.Whiskers guy again. Just great. Well, if you thought that, you're wrong. I, am Snookums, and I do the typing. Mr.Whiskers is probably going to kill me for this later, but here goes, I'm here to tell you about his crush on Tabitha. Let's face it. Tabitha, is rich, famous, and popular, Mr.Whiskers, not so much. He's been blabbering on and on about her for, like, EVER. But come on, Mr.Whiskers's looks. . . er. . . not so great. So if you're reading this, and if you see Mr.Whiskers sometime, tell him his crush is a stupid, ridiculous, and impossible, OK? Also, let me know who you like better, marvelous me,. . . or. . . Mr.Whiskers.
                         - Snookums