Wanted

                                                       THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES
                           

Tabitha the cat may look cute and fuzzy, but can you look into those eyes and not see those of a mass murderer?! If you want evidence, just look at what she did to that string! Tabitha has also been spotted attacking a small dog, a dolphin, Big Toe, Jeero, Squinkies, chairs, pipe-cleaners, and Kram Scrammy. Call her innocent all you want, but that won't prove anything. We have a quote from her owners on the scene:"Seriously?! She attacks some toys and furniture and just like that she's guilty?! You've got to be kidding me!" My fellow felines, isn't she clearly guilty?
                  Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers