World Record!

                                                   THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES

 Heh heh, this is embarrassing. Anyway, Tabitha has done it again. She has done something no-one else has ever done! She has made it out of Catbridge and into the human world. It's incredible! It's amazing! It's just what I'd expect from a GORGEOUS- er, I mean, a great scientist like her! It may be a mystery what she will discover next, but what's not a mystery is that she is DEFINITELY the best cat-scientist ever to grace our beautiful planet, Catnipia. Don't be disappointed if you don't climb as far as Tabitha on the ladder of success, just look at me. You know you won't climb very far if you are 10 human years old (my age) and you're still dreaming about this.

(Just replace that white cat with Tabitha and you've got my dream.)

Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers