A Celebrity on the Show

                                                       THE LITTLE KITTY TIMES

Hee hee hee. I have escaped the wrath of the dreaded Mr.Whiskers. Mr.Whiskers is sick today,(yeah, sick with embarrassment, hee hee hee.)so I am taking his place. Hmm? The picture? Well, we'll get to that in about two sentences. I, am Tabitha. (Yes, thee Tabitha. No gasping, please.) This picture is of me. Yes. We finally get to talk about how I feel. I have to agree with Snookums: Mr.Whiskers, not my type. This picture is how he sees me. Well, this picture is how I see him. 

Let him know, and you get a free autograph from me.

- Tabitha

A Note From Snookums, the Typewriter

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I know what you're probably thinking: Great. It's that dumb Mr.Whiskers guy again. Just great. Well, if you thought that, you're wrong. I, am Snookums, and I do the typing. Mr.Whiskers is probably going to kill me for this later, but here goes, I'm here to tell you about his crush on Tabitha. Let's face it. Tabitha, is rich, famous, and popular, Mr.Whiskers, not so much. He's been blabbering on and on about her for, like, EVER. But come on, Mr.Whiskers's looks. . . er. . . not so great. So if you're reading this, and if you see Mr.Whiskers sometime, tell him his crush is a stupid, ridiculous, and impossible, OK? Also, let me know who you like better, marvelous me,. . . or. . . Mr.Whiskers.
                         - Snookums

Beauty Contest

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Tabitha has once again won the Catbridge Beauty Contest, and just as easily, too. Well, of course she won, considering that GORGEOUS face of hers- er, I mean, with her silky fur. Tabitha is  an eight times winner in this beauty contest, so it's no surprise she won. Also, look at how simply bea-utiful she is. . .(sigh)OOPS! SNOOKUMS! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO NOT KEEP TYPING WHEN I'M DAY-DREAMING ABOUT THE GORGEOUS TABITHA?! Heh, heh. Do me a favor and forget I said that. Sooo. . . hope you'll watch next year's beauty contest.
                  Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers

World Record!

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 Heh heh, this is embarrassing. Anyway, Tabitha has done it again. She has done something no-one else has ever done! She has made it out of Catbridge and into the human world. It's incredible! It's amazing! It's just what I'd expect from a GORGEOUS- er, I mean, a great scientist like her! It may be a mystery what she will discover next, but what's not a mystery is that she is DEFINITELY the best cat-scientist ever to grace our beautiful planet, Catnipia. Don't be disappointed if you don't climb as far as Tabitha on the ladder of success, just look at me. You know you won't climb very far if you are 10 human years old (my age) and you're still dreaming about this.

(Just replace that white cat with Tabitha and you've got my dream.)

Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers

The Great Discovery

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While it is true Tabitha is a mystery, she is still a great scientist and has helped us discover many great things. Tabitha has made yet another amazing discovery:"outside."Apparently there's more to life than tuna, naps, and staying clean. Tabitha's discovery has proven that there is an outside world, filled with many strange creatures and interesting,(not to mention dirty)objects, and some are connected to the Earth! Yuck. I think I'll stay inside- wait, what's this? WHAT?! You're saying    the gorgeous TABITHA is there?! My life-long crush?! I'm GOING!! Are you SURE?! OH MY GOSH! I'm FINALLY going to get a chance to talk to (sigh) HER. . . Wait WHAT?! YOU'RE STILL TYPING?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! QUICK! TURN IT OFF BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING MORE STUPID!!!! 

Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers

Innocent

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Yes, Tabitha has done many awful things, but, after weeks of searching, we have finally found the cause for these bad deeds. Apparently, Tabitha was mad because she was forced to wear a deadly torture device called (SHUDDER) a collar. This photo clearly shows this device around her neck as she  attacks her first victim. As always, here is a quote from her owners on the scene:"Uhhhhh. . . heh heh. . . it wasn't me. . . TAKE CAMILLE INSTEAD!!!" As you can see, this quote clearly shows that her owner is guilty, am I right? I'm right. I like to answer my own questions, isn't that right? Yes. Anyway. . . heh heh back to subject, Anya is clearly guilty and the cause of this terrible device. Hopefully you all feel the same way.
                   Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers

Wanted

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Tabitha the cat may look cute and fuzzy, but can you look into those eyes and not see those of a mass murderer?! If you want evidence, just look at what she did to that string! Tabitha has also been spotted attacking a small dog, a dolphin, Big Toe, Jeero, Squinkies, chairs, pipe-cleaners, and Kram Scrammy. Call her innocent all you want, but that won't prove anything. We have a quote from her owners on the scene:"Seriously?! She attacks some toys and furniture and just like that she's guilty?! You've got to be kidding me!" My fellow felines, isn't she clearly guilty?
                  Yours truly, Mr.Whiskers